Damn David, you're good! I was actually wondering if anyone would catch
that. There is a simple explanation.
The 2400USD Sony Vaio was the first brand new computer I ever bought
back in 2000 (before that, my parents bought my computers). It seemed
like such a waste when only after a year or so it depreciated greatly.
About that time, I started running FreeBSD and OpenBSD and realized that
these OSes worked like a charm on older hardware. It was from that point
on that I decided I would not waste my money on new computer hardware.
Circa 2002 was also the last time I ran Windows as well.
So there you go, contradiction explained. ;-)