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WARNING: Thread Parody.

Original: "Keanu Sausage"

skit from the episode "Operation: Rich in Spirit"

"Operation: Rich in Spirit" is the sevententh episode of
season one of the television comedy series Robot Chicken.

To see the original, simply google for
"robot chicken keanu" and you will find it in adobe flash 9 format.

Unfortunately for many openbsd users, I am uncertain how to find
a copy of the skit in any other format. Hopefully I put enough text
in to describe some of the visual elements required enough for the
imagination.

(c) 2007 by whyzzi@gmail.com. All rights reserved. Any similarity to
persons real or imaginary in this article is coincidental -- or
written for entertainment or parodic purposes only.

Enjoy.

/ //////////////////////////////////////

Richard M. Stallman stands dressed in a matrix style black pants, black
t-shirt, black shades and a black leather overcoat. Approaching him on his
left side is Bill Gates of Microsoft dressed in grey khaki's and white
t-shirt with the windows vista logo on it.

"My name is Richard M. Stallman, and I'm going to beat you, Bill Gates."

*CRUNCH* A solid punch, right in the gut. Bill collapses.

From his right side approaches Linus Torvalds, wearing grey khaki's and
a white t-shirt with the linux penguin on it.

"My name is R. M. S., and I'm going to defeat you, Linus Torvalds."

*WHACK* A well executed kick directly into the chin. Linus falls.

From the right side now enters Theo de Raadt, wearing blue jeans with the
blue T-Shirt and the anime style of OpenBSD release 2.8 puffy fish on
the front.

"I'm the guy for the 'Free Software Movement', and I'm going to stop you,
 lead programmer for the Open B-S-D Project - Theo De Raadt."

*CRACK* Richard jumps from the ground, rebounds off the wall and connects a
kick to the back Theo's head. Theo falls face first into the concrete.

/ director in the background yells "Cut" /
/ stage production bell rings /

Camera shifts, clearly now you can see a production area of a set. Richard
removes the shades.

"Hi. As you already know my name is Richard M. Stallman. I've beaten
 the words 'Free Software' to death, and now I'm going to beat the
 words 'Free Software' into you."

"It's amazing! Don't believe me? Just listen to these 'Free Software' fans!"


Cut scene to 'Jeremy Allison', one of the Samba Project Leaders. He's having
breakfast, infront of him is some pancakes, some fruit, and Keanu Sausage.

Jeremy says in a fake Christopher Walken voice.

"Oh.. hello... I did not notice you... there. I'ma fan. Of 'Free Software'.
 I like Richard's .. 'idealism'.... THE BEST. To program!"


Cut scene to 'Eben Moglen' of the SugarCRM project fame, on a ranch. Hopping
around on fence post to fence post, in tan leather chaps, jeans, a plaid
shirt and cowboy hat. He's carrying a sausage on one of those camping
"hot dog" forks.

"It fits so ... perfectly. I can't write a program using anyone else's vision
 of ... "Free Software" ... in my license. That's where ... Richard ..
comes in."


Cut scene again, this time with Richard Stallman sitting infront of a
computer, scrolling through some text on a screen. Holding a box of
Keanu sausage.

"Woah! That's a good license."

Richard smiles. A shine reflects off of his teeth.

// end
/ ///////////////////////////////////////////////////

Note: Jeremy and Eben were chosen because their projects were quickly
linked to gpl v3 via google's first page. No other reason than that.
Again, the above is written for parody and entertainment purposes
only. No offence should be inferred from this parody as none is
intended.

"Move along, nothing to see here"
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